He’s just a human being. He’s an American politician. He’s a Harvard Lawyer. The entire world seems to think that he’s going to create a miracle within our borders. I for my part imagine him locked in a soundproof motel bathroom somewhere staring at the mirror screaming ohshitohshitoshitoshit over and over and over again as he contemplates the full breadth and gravity of having now officially become star of the world’s most depressing reality TV show.
The Morning After Pill