Anywhere but here…

Anywhere but here…

You just can’t make things like this up. Well, you can, but they’re not funny except when those poor bastards actually do it:

At a sentencing hearing yesterday, 39-year-old Anthony Miller said he robbed a bank in Ephrata because he wanted to leave his then-wife but she had threatened to commit suicide if he did.

~Source

Because sometimes, life is a Meatloaf album. Sometimes, jail is better.

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